First session of the conference in beautiful Myrtle Beach and I am all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Ready to get my learn on and absorb some knowledge from the lovely and very sassy Michelle Richter. Her session was titled “Writing a Good Query” and I needed to work on my query letter so it seemed like an easy yes for me.
First a few Do’s and Don’t’s I learned from Mrs. Richter:
1. Proofread over and over
You want to put forth the Best possible product you can.
2. Don’t rely on spellcheck.
She is a fickle mistress indeed. There, Their, & They’re. Nuff’ said.
3. Use a Query Tracking spreadsheet.
You can make your own on Excel or there are some excellent ones online like Query Tracker.
1. Be overly familiar
The more professional you sound the better chance they’ll take you seriously.
2. Don’t misspell the name of the agent or agency.
3. Double check the agent/agency’s website that they are interested in your genre and age group.
Interviews may be outdated but the websites are kept pretty darn current.
4. Don’t re-query
Unless they ask you to of course.
5. Don’t mislead
We’ve all heard of people padding their resume. Now is not the time to do that…
Overall I learned a ton from Michelle. She did not represent my genre but her knowledge and expertise made they session a great pick for me. I found her frank and refreshing. So much of what we hear is padded in the cloak of niceness and platitudes that it was very enjoyable to get some straight forward answers.
Now on to the mean girls and I use the term “girls” loosely. There was a young man in the session that had a lot of questions. Where they beginner questions? Yes. Where they the type of thing you could figure out with Google? Yes. Did the questions seem to ramble on and on for an eternity? God Yes. Did this young man deserve to get made fun of by a group of three grown ass women? A definite NO.
We all started somewhere and while I may have let out a heavy sigh, I commend anyone willing to put themselves out there and try to learn something new. This is just my opinion, but then again so is this entire blog, but poking fun at/about someone with a comment isn’t a big deal. I am the queen of smack talking, but there is never any malicious intent and it’s always said in a light-hearted manner. I DO NOT verbally eviscerate anyone. I do not make them the butt of my jokes, loudly, over and over, while looking around trying to get everyone else to join in and agree with me. That is something someone does when they themselves are very small.
Needless to say, despite numerous attempts to engage with me over the course of the weekend, I avoided that group of clucking hens like my life (or just my soul) depended on it.
Time to shake off that negativity and move on. My next session was with David Coe about Character Development and POV so stay tuned for my next blog post.
I like to consider myself an exceptionally open-minded person. I think people should be allowed to love whomever they chose, dress however they want, and worship which ever God they like (or none at all). I believe a person’s body is their own and all decisions about said body belongs solely to the person inhabiting it. These simple concepts do not need to be governed or put to a vote. I do not judge you…unless you do this:
Then I’m sneaking into your home, utilizing my swift ninja skills, and changing that bitch. This is wrong. You are wrong. Please accept it so we can move forward with our friendship.
Consider this your public service announcement for the day.